One of the bloggers at Cookography has come out of the closet:
I like old people candy. There, I’ve said it. Don’t give me any sour flavored, blue colored, gummy candy treats. Instead give me black licorice or better yet some NECCO wafers.
And what, you may be pondering, is a "NECCO wafer"? If you're curious, read the rest of the post.
From the description, I kind of doubt that NECCO wafers would appeal to me, but black licorice is always nice.