. . . I decided to add one large egg to the food processor along with the 19 slices of bacon. I ground the bacon and the egg together, then, using my hands, using my hands, pulled the mixture out and used a hamburger press to make a burger.
It is possible that my hands have been greasier at some point in my life, but if so I have (fortunately) forgotten it.
I must admit that the photo of this burger doesn't look very appetizing.